You Know What’s Fun?

Well first you get a little kid.
Make sure he’s small enough not to have a very large vocabulary so he can’t tell.
Then you get a rubber spider.
Next place a nail or other sharp object in the spider!
Place the spider on the floor.
Now yell that the spider is going to get the kids mommy if he doesn’t stomp on it!
Now remember you really have to stay close to the kid.
Bam! The kid drives the nail through his foot!
Now quickly gab the kid and stuff your hands over the nose and mouth so that the adults down stairs can’t hear the screams of agony!
Feel free to throw him to the ground and stuff his favorite stuffed rabbit (given to me on my 1st birthday by Aunt carol)in his face too. After all it’s all about the fun!
When the kid stops thrashing around, and if he’s still breathing, then run outside to a porch or other safe hiding spot.
Wait till the kid drags himself halfway down stairs and yell “Tim just stepped on a nail!”, as you quickly hide the spider!
What a fun day!
Best results require a cousin (or two) as an additional source of laughter!


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